Vagina Wars


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It's a jungle out there

At anytime your vagina is a dwelling place of a plethora of bacteria and fungi. Most of the time, they all know their boundaries and are minding their own business. But each of them are always on the lookout for an opportunity to grow their tribe and conquer the holy grail.

For now let's focus on the bacteria. They belong to two camps. One camp is occupied mostly by lactobaccilus, dubbed as the good bacteria. They are the defenders of the turf and the guardians of law and order in pink city. On the other side are, well, lets call them the bad bacteria. They are most of the other guys, or bacteria that are not lactobaccilus.

Let the games begin.

The good bacteria usually maintain law and order in pink city. However if their numbers dwindle, which can happen due to many reasons including douching and smoking, then the bad bacteria are emboldened to set out on their nefarious conquests.

Gardnerella vaginalis usually leads the charge by creating a biofilm, and then all the rest join the party. With the guardians of the law, AKA lactobaccilus, vastly outnumbered, the hooligans wreak havoc in pink city causing women much discomfort. This dismal situation in pink city is called bacterial vaginosis.

Coded messages

While the good bacteria are dwindling and the bad bacteria are taking over, denizens of pink city send coded SOS messages to the human host. These coded messages are the symptoms to look out for. They include

  • abnormal vaginal odor

  • yellow, green, cloudy or bloody vaginal discharge

  • vaginal pain or burning

  • fishy smell that becomes worse after sex

Bacterial vaginosis does not usually cause other problems. However during pregnancy, or during a pelvic procedure such as an abortion, C-section or hysterectomy, bacterial vaginosis can cause complications. It also increases the risk of contracting HIV. However bacterial vaginosis is not an STD.

Risk factors for bacterial vaginosis include, smoking, douching, recent use of antibiotics, use of intra-uterine device for birth control, and multiple sexual partners.

Rescue mission

So it is time to call in the national guard to rescue pink city. That's where treatment comes in. Well, actually you just need to take a week long course of antibiotics, which may result in an yeast infection, that you have to take care of separately.

If you want to avoid antibiotics, this article presents some other options, but they are not as effective as prescription medication.

With the bad guys decimated and lactobaccilus back in control, normalcy returns to pink city. You can live happily ever after, or at least until the next vagina war.

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